You're sitting on your couch, you're watching TV, and your life is passing you by. Keep procrastinating, over and over. Well, maybe I'll improve my phone's aesthetic next year. Maybe next week. No, do it right NOW!
You spend all the day on the phone anyhow. Why don't you have a phone wallpaper that's going to help bring you joy? All you gotta do is add it to your cart and checkout. Why are you making it complicated?